Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Werewolf prediction

Werewolves will be making a comeback in 2009. 14 million people are to be destroyed by werewolves. These creatures will target very specific individuals, and the werewolves know what they are doing. The average person of good intent will not be harmed unless interfering.

If you happen upon a werewolf, back away slowly and silently. Leave the scene entirely.

Do not scream, hold up a crucifix, watch the scene, try to save the victim, or try to kill the werewolves. The werewolves will not harm you if you happen upon their territory. If you disturb these creatures in any way, you may not survive the encounter, so please just back off! Tell your children that if they see a strange doglike person to be quiet, don't scream, and simply back off quietly and slowly. Then leave the scene far away. Children will not be harmed unless these instructions are not followed.

Be aware that the victim of a werewolf deserves what he or she gets. The scenes of werewolf attacks will be grisly in the extreme. Werewolves do not eat their victims, so there will always be remains. Please understand there is absolutely nothing you can do to save the victim, no matter how easy it looks like you could save the victim. Do not watch such an encounter if you happen to be nearby, for this may be enough for the werewolf to attack you. Werewolf attacks are most horrible deaths.

Even if this prediction sounds hokey or silly to you, teach children how to avoid problems with a werewolf. It might be best to tell the kids stories about the kid who got "eaten" and the kid who survived. Later, have the person repeat back how the kid survived did it. That's all that's necessary for any kid to learn.


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